Thank You NETFLIX...

Ok so if you don't have Netflix already you really should get it. They now offer the ability to stream it from your game consoles, its like having a Blockbuster Video right inside your living room, amazing!
So this weekend (trying to get our minds off our stressed out lives) Carl and I decided to watch a movie. No harm right? WRONG! So anyone that knows my amaizng husband knows he really enjoys horrible movies, and by horrible I mean the worst "B" rated movies ever created. So we (and I really mean he) decided to watch this Thriller called "Daddy's Girl." The premise was it was a young red head girl who was taken out of the foster care system and adopted into a loving family. She loves her adoptive daddy and would do anything to protect him. Sounds like it could have awesome potential. So the movie starts and it was just that anyone who tried to interfere with her relationship with her Dad was or would be dead with in the matter of scenes. And after they were gone she would put the doll version of them in little doll coffin boxes. Death spread like a wild fire prinicipal to grandma, nosey neighbor to mother whoever stood in her way had to be destroyed. It was so "B" rated it was awesome! As she killed people she would say little facts, spouting off wisdom even and now I will share some with you...
Before Grandma was pushed down the stairs she said, "most accidents can happen within your home."
Before she killed the neighbor with a fireplace poker, "you never really know your who your neighbors are."
My fave! Before she killed the social worker with the meat tenderizer, "know thats what I call dead meat."

Needless to say this movie was full of hilarious one liners and horrible acting I give it TWO THUMBS UP.
If you need a good laugh or to waste a few hours of your time I highly recommend this movie to you:)

Ain't Nuttin But A Snug-Life

Blanket stealer, blanket stealer, my husband is so guilty of this very thing. I have been married nearly a year and never ever had to deal with stuff like this before. Just me on my comfy full size bed with enough blankets just for me. I knew getting married you would have to share a bed (duh right) but I was never warned or told about the possibility of blanket stealing. I ask myself if I was warned would it have made a difference, well no I guess it wouldn't have made much of a difference, but still a heads up would have been nice.

Anyways, so my husband and I sleep on a queen size bed, pretty decent size for the two of us (3 if you include our puppy Hank). So on our queen size bed we have had queen sized blankets as well as king size. As this past year has progressed on and the blanket thievery continued I decided there was something I had to do. Solution came from Anna's Linens (all bedding in a bag $29.99) so I got us a Cal-King set. Right Cal-King is the creme-de-la-creme, the biggest you can go. I was so stoked, I must be a genius this was sure to solve the lack of blanket situation. So we got back from getting it, washed it of course, and put the bad boy on the bed. There was blanket everywhere, at the top, on the sides, hanging from the bottom, it was every woman's blanket stealing dreams. So bedtime came and went and wouldn't you know I still woke up blanket-less. What the deuce! I look over as my husband is sound asleep, all curled up in the blankets, and what is that coming from his forehead, is he really breaking a sweat from being too warm? As I laid there with possible hypothermia? Eh I give up, you win the blankets are yours...snuggie here I come!

"I swear I didn't fart, its just my tummy growling"

It's a quote I use often and yes it is used only to let people know I am not farting and that I am truly hungry which is why my tummy is growling like a ravenous beast. I don't know why everytime I say that statement it makes me laugh, why do I have to defend my tummy growls anyways? It is just so embarrasing when you are around people and all of a sudden a big RAWR comes out, and I know people are just semi ignoring that they heard it and then slowly you see noses start to make that sniff noise and you know now that they thought you farted. So I figure why allow that all to happen, I mind as well cut to the chase and announce what is going on before it "goes on" if you know what I mean. So the point of today's entry was two fold, first to write something cause its my daily challenge to write everyday in my blog, and two to share how the mind of a awesomely-gorgeous-genius (aka ME) works. Plus the word FART makes me giggle:)

It's Time To Old Yeller Him...

Ok maybe not that drastic but that is so how I felt all last night at about 11pm, 1am, 1:30, 2:13 and so on. Our cute little puppy Hank for some reason was up and down and all around all night long. Yes I know what you maybe thinking, "Jamie if he is keeping you up, why are you letting him sleep in your bed?" I hear ya loud and clear people, but you try saying no to this little face...

Isn't that the cutest little face ever, and so classy with his tie. Anyways it was a sleepless night indeed, was forced to put the little guy in his crate so that Carl and I could sleep at least an hour or two (merely just a nap if you ask me). So here I am getting ready for work while Hank is fast asleep on my heated blanket, after all he deserves a nap since he kept us up all night hahaa. Ok I am done complaining for now, I love this little guy and although he tries keeping us up at times I would never "old yeller him". So anyone reading this who belongs to the Humane Society and Peta no dogs were actually harmed in the writing of this blog:)

So It Is Officially Confirmed People....

I have been waiting for nearly a year to announce this amazing news, eeep I am beyond excited.
So MY LIFE AS LIZ, an amazing MTV show, is coming back to grace us with their presence for another season...YAY!

Ya I am sure many of you thought hmmm maybe Jamie is prego but ya thats a big NO, but to me seeing another amazing season of My Life As Liz is just as amazing. So I guess I know what I will be doing February 8, 2011 yup me and my trusty TV and most likely my husband (he always gets roped into my amazing or as he calls them not so amazing shows).

Yay for February 8th!

A New Year And A New Blog

So its 2011 I figure what a great year to start blogging again.

I was once a blog-a-holic and then stopped due to pure laziness and being busy.
But here I am back again and ready to blog everything. Blog my thoughts, pictures, my up's, my downs, drama, daily hilarities, pretty much everything I feel or think will most likely make a blogging appearance.

So here is to 2011 and endless blogging possibilities....huzzah!

Oh also my last name is spelled Allgaier and pronounced All-Guy-Er just for those of you who were wondering. I was once a Vanderpool and got married a year ago and realized no one can pronounce my new last name so I thought I would help ya'all out.